00:00
00:00
DANBRAIDEN
Im a anarchist artist, I like porn , facebook , newgrounds (duh) and art and chomski

Murdoc @DANBRAIDEN

Age 30, Male

Cyber hobo

The school of your fat bollock

Hell

Joined on 10/3/09

Level:
14
Exp Points:
2,030 / 2,180
Exp Rank:
29,688
Vote Power:
5.61 votes
Rank:
Civilian
Global Rank:
> 100,000
Blams:
1
Saves:
2
B/P Bonus:
0%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
158

DANBRAIDEN's News

Posted by DANBRAIDEN - March 1st, 2011


I think I know whats in Vamprocillin-D (the vampire cure) Im pretty sure its Garlic, Plasma ,Rosa acicularis, Crataegus monogyna and mustard seeds ground up into a fine paste with purple colour added.


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - February 4th, 2011


Ground Control to Major Tom.......your fucked - David Bowie


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - November 1st, 2010


what I've learned is that a great love is a lot like a good memory.
When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about.
You can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away.
But if you're patient, and you hold still, then maybe... Just maybe... It will come to you.
I just need to make sure I'm somewhere she can find me.


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - October 19th, 2010


There was always a ill wind,
There was always a dark fire.
There was always a man observing.......


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - October 9th, 2010


What's a diaphragm?
A trampoline for dick heads.


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - September 11th, 2010


I so hate the cops, dirty fuzzy pigs so they are


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - September 2nd, 2010


Just saw a penis fly! it was on a birdy


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - September 2nd, 2010


Theres nothing like saying good luck, to worry my mind :-(


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - September 2nd, 2010


Man my but ichs .......hjhjkjhjkjhjdkfj


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - April 20th, 2010


Ok it started when I did my work experiance at sunny croft ( a natinal trust place, an old edwardean gentalmans villa, a cross between a grand mantion and a mome if you will)
That summer we had a garden fate on to get people in, just a few old timey game, like raffel and coconut shy and bowls
I was manning the coconut shy and it was a normal day, Untill she entered my life, she had bright blond hair and a smile that could melt your heart, She played a few game and won some ja, she was like
WOOOOO!!!!!! I HAVE JAM! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I lauffed at that and continued my dutys
but even so i was soo tempted to go up to her and complement her on everything about herself
but she went home and then the day ended
6 months passed of null and void
But when I started college we reconised each other
and we kept bumping into each other (as you do) and we got chatting
one day in the carpark She said, you know what? you seem familer!
I said i worked at sunnycroft and she recalled and we giggled at her jam winning, when she was about to go home she gave me her number
and a few nights later we got texting about all sorts, and we both descovered we are christain and i gave her my liberal views on christanty and she invited me around to hers
you following this marie?
Marie says:
yes, you told me not to interrupt
Dan says:
you can intrupt if you need to do somthing by the way
anyway
a few months passed and we became good freinds
one day whilest we were hanging out at my house
we sat in each others arms for comfort like we usally do when cold
and her hand was playing at my belt line
and i was mirroring her untill i said
"fuck this lets go upstairs"
she said "ye cool "
anyway she was ontop of me on my bed, i was pleaseing her with my hands as she sat on my pelvis and she was pleaseing me (if you get my drif)
and so it developed into a love