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DANBRAIDEN
Im a anarchist artist, I like porn , facebook , newgrounds (duh) and art and chomski

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Posted by DANBRAIDEN - January 18th, 2010


Just got in from my ex girlfriends house... An interesting experience.......

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She's a nice enough girl, but is quite simple. It sounds nasty but I am just making a statement anyhoo she's a nice enough girl. She means well but has a habit of flirting with anything that has a penis and is human. We are friends but I found that on my way home listening to Madonna's time goes by so slowly sound, That there are certain things in my life I should let go, Phoebe being one of them, as I passed by all the old places we just used to hang out at I am gripped with a sense of frustration/thoughtfulness and thirst (strange I know)....

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I had my arm in a sling last summer from when I went down a large local hill on my bike (I'll tell you about that some other time) anyhoo about this sling.... I had my left arm in a sling because I busted my left colour bone. I could not dress myself quite right but Hay it was still a warm early autumn and I had to put strachy shorts on and a vest with my summer hat. We walked around tee lake in each others arms , just talking as we did , And as a joke she pulled down my stretchy shorts and ran and fell into a fit of giggles , the only thing is I had no pants on and just then a cold wind rapped around my balls ... good job no - one was around,....

But as a way of saying sorry she did give me a blow job which was cool, only thing is... No matter how hard girls try, there teeth always get in the way a little... Meh just grin and bear it, still it was nice. ....

Some of you maybe shocked by the fact that A) I mention sex at all (Well I'm an honest guy, so I'm sorry you will have to put up with it) and B) I mention sexual activities out doors... We had gotten to that habit the previous summer because I would go up town to see her and her sister and mother would always be in so we found solace in a small fort just on the edge of telford town center and did stuff there , that was a good summer ( thank you Phoebe) ....

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That day we were by ....Tee.. ..Lake.... was the day she met my aunties when they came around to my nans just as a side note....

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The reason I Told you that story is because we reminisced about it, also I thought is was a strong into to my blogging life.......

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Peace Out ....

Dan Braiden....

*PLEASE NOTE*....

This blog is not meant to offend, if you feel offended I am sorry.....

Also Comments are welcome.......


Posted by DANBRAIDEN - December 8th, 2009


No I actully Im Dan. Get used to it B*tch